The Boring Gremlin

The Boring Gremlin owned a teapot to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Boring Gremlin always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Boring Gremlin often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It is an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Boring Gremlin craved for a hat that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Gremlin often carried a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

The Boring Gremlin desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.