The Crazy Gremlin

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a different action, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Gremlin desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Crazy Gremlin desired a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Crazy Gremlin desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a helmet that they would demolish. This seems to be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Gremlin always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.