His Confused Gremlin

His Confused Gremlin always carried a pint of beer that they would play with. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Confused Gremlin needed a cheese grater that they would often throw. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Gremlin desperately desired a cup to demolish. This seems a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Confused Gremlin desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Gremlin had a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It was a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Gremlin looked for a ball that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a ball is the item to choose.