The Blue Gremlin

The Blue Gremlin found a rubber chicken to smash. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Blue Gremlin desperately looked for a cup that they would smash. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it

The Blue Gremlin always had with them a set square to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Blue Gremlin found a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Gremlin searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Gremlin always carried a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was chosen.