Her Tired Gremlin

Her Tired Gremlin found a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Tired Gremlin needed a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be spectacular. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Gremlin desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Gremlin always carried a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Tired Gremlin carried a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Gremlin always kept a set square that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.