His Stupid Hedgehog

His Stupid Hedgehog found a crown to share. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a crown being the item selected.

His Stupid Hedgehog craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Hedgehog always had with them a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Hedgehog needed a computer that they liked to share. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be breathtaking. A computer being the chosen item.

His Stupid Hedgehog desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would play with. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Hedgehog desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.