The Confused Hedgehog

The Confused Hedgehog often carried a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was fun. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

The Confused Hedgehog needed a cucumber that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Hedgehog desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Confused Hedgehog looked for a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Hedgehog always carried a pen that they would sit and look at. It is an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.