The Stupid Hedgehog

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Hedgehog always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Stupid Hedgehog carried a CD player that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A CD player being the item selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog always carried a bag of flour that they liked to eat. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour being the item selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog had a crown that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a crown having that done to it

The Stupid Hedgehog looked for a computer to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer is the thing that was chosen.