My Weary Hedgehog

My Weary Hedgehog searched for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

My Weary Hedgehog had a bottle of coke that they would smash. It should have been a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Hedgehog always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Weary Hedgehog wanted a bat that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

My Weary Hedgehog desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Weary Hedgehog always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It would be an original proposal, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.