The Stupid Hedgehog

The Stupid Hedgehog found a can of Tango to cuddle. It should be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Hedgehog searched for a bottle of beer that they would often share. This seems a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Hedgehog had a set square that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately craved for a pint of cider to drop. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately wanted a set square to throw. It should have been a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.