Funny Hedgehog

Funny Hedgehog always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Funny Hedgehog craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Funny Hedgehog needed a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Funny Hedgehog always kept a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Funny Hedgehog desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Funny Hedgehog looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.