The Stupid Hedgehog

The Stupid Hedgehog needed a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Hedgehog looked for a sword that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately needed a mug that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a mug is the item to choose.