His Bum Loving Hedgehog

His Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog owned a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog searched for a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog needed a computer to rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a sword that they would often throw. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.