The Stupid Hedgehog

The Stupid Hedgehog always had with them a helmet to demolish. It was an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately needed a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately wanted a stapler that they would share. It was a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was wonderous. A stapler of all things.

The Stupid Hedgehog carried a hat that they would smash. It is a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

The Stupid Hedgehog desired a can of Tango that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Stupid Hedgehog always kept a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A wig being the chosen item.