My Crypting Hedgehog

My Crypting Hedgehog desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

My Crypting Hedgehog desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Hedgehog wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Crypting Hedgehog owned a crown that they would throw. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

My Crypting Hedgehog desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Crypting Hedgehog always carried a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.