The Handsome Hedgehog

The Handsome Hedgehog owned a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Handsome Hedgehog wanted a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Hedgehog desired a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

The Handsome Hedgehog always kept a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Hedgehog carried a sword that they would sit and look at. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Hedgehog owned a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.