The Grumpy Hedgehog

The Grumpy Hedgehog found a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was wonderous. Strangely, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Hedgehog needed a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Hedgehog found a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog needed a pen to hug. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Hedgehog always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was fun. A spade is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Hedgehog owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.