The Lovely Hedgehog

The Lovely Hedgehog owned a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was wonderous. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Hedgehog found a hat that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Hedgehog often carried a spade to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

The Lovely Hedgehog carried a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Hedgehog carried a pen to share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Hedgehog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.