The Confused Hedgehog

The Confused Hedgehog had a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Confused Hedgehog carried a block of cheese that they would share. It was a weird idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Confused Hedgehog carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Confused Hedgehog always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Hedgehog owned a can of coke that they would often demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Confused Hedgehog desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.