Their Retarded Hedgehog

Their Retarded Hedgehog desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Hedgehog had a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a funny action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

Their Retarded Hedgehog always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Hedgehog looked for a bat that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Hedgehog desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Their Retarded Hedgehog carried a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was selected.