The Curious Hedgehog

The Curious Hedgehog desperately desired a spade to sleep with. It might be a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

The Curious Hedgehog wanted a melon that they would occasionally drop. This seems an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Hedgehog desperately looked for a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Curious Hedgehog desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Curious Hedgehog desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Hedgehog needed a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A pint of beer is the item to select.