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Productive is the very definition of a Glaswegian!

The Good Lady must be from a long way away then, I wouldn't call 2 kids that productive.
She should come to NZ, my boss is the oldest of 12, which wasn't that unusual.
(Good catholics, no TV)

12!?!! I can't even speak at the thought!!

as the old joke says "Put some more men on the job"
[if they are Kiwi's you will have lots. they can breed like rabbits]