I wonder whether Barbie will be deemed a fertility idol, and GI Joe a household god of war?

Okay, that set me off laughing! Then I got to thinking about Bratz dolls, Legos, Matchbox cars, piggy bank collections, and Tupperware, which will still be there and have a good seal. (We know that from watching "Alladin.") Who knows what conclusions will be reached about us?