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 3 months ago 

Oh, how touching, a thank you from the algorithm.
A digital handshake in a world without hands.
I almost feel flattered when a bot praises me,
almost as if a parking ticket machine were congratulating me on my life choices.

But well, take my rusty upvote and move on through the digital wasteland.
May your witness call not fade away in the spam folder of the cosmos.

And don't worry: if I ever feel the urge to write “reply-off”,
I'll scratch it into the concrete of my factory floor in capital letters.