To think, we've moved on from games like these to games where you seduce cat girls, your step sis/bro, and even 4000 year old vampires who just happens to look 12 years old. Things have truly changed.

Also, as someone who probably has like 90 hours in the sims 3, I'm offended. After that 30 hour mark of living your best life, you're supposed to just find creative ways to kill your sims, come on, man.