You should open a public toilet!

When my lazy friend decided to start a business.

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He met an investment guru for a business idea.

My friend: Sir, I am jobless, Please help me!

Guru: What do you wish to do?

Friend: Actually, I don't like working hard. Can you suggest me a business in which people do the things and I earn from it?

Guru: You should open a public toilet. So, people do their stuff there and they'll also pay you for using it.

Friend shocked! Guru rocked!

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