I hear The New Sun will be less harmful to our health than the lame old Sun, despite it being much bigger, closer, hotter, and brighter. Maybe I can requisition massive ordnance to blow up The Old Sun.

Clearly there's an upside for your business somewhere in there. You can put your logo on the rockets maybe? Cheap ad space? I don't know, that's not my Department. I just keep our Perfect Neighborhood safe.