Witty Aphorisms

Laughter cures a multitude of ills, and is so important for health that these days, doctors, and physicians prescribe a dose of laughter together with their medicine.

Laughter, and a sense of humour will help us get over the rough patches in life. Laughter keeps us in a better frame of mind. When we are in a better frame of mind, life will not appear so depressing and things will not seem hopeless.

It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. I hope they can bring on a smile, or a chuckle. May your days be filled with laughter.

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Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. - Arnold Edinborough

The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter – he’s got to just know. - Will Rogers

Unless you hear it from the horse's mouth, don't listen to a jackass. - Unknown

I’m free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. - Unknown

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the lessons of history is that ‘Nothing’ is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Anybody who isn’t pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck. - Franklin P. Jones

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. - Mark Twain

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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