My Creative Writing: If You Want Speak English; Speak English

Greetings @everyone and welcome to my blog. I know you all missed me here and I genuinely missed you all too. Please, stay tuned as I share this beautiful piece "If You Want Speak English Speak English" It's a comic relief story coming to your from your favorite author @uyaiuyo

Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful lady by name @uyaiuyo. She was just returning from a meeting but decided to sit outside to receive fresh air since there was no light while replying to some mail using her phone.

While still replying to her mail, her neighbor by name 'Uche' walked in, greater her and asked if "she could see 2k for her hand" this got @uyaiuyo so confused.

While UyaiUyo was still trying to understand what Uche was saying, a little girl walked in. Greeted her and told her that she's hungry and that she needs 2k to buy food and eat.

UyaiUyo reached out to her hand bag to bring out money while her neighbor was busy peeping through her hand bag.

She brought out the 2k from her bag, showed it to her neighbor Uche and repeated exactly what she said. "Shea, you want see 2k for my her, Uche replied yes. UyaiUyo said; this is the 2k

She turned to the little girl and asked; you said you're hungry, she said yes. And you need 2k for food, she said yes. UyaiUyo handed the 2k to the little girl.

Her neighbor Uche was angry and surprised at the same time to see UyaiUyo give the small girl the 2k. She asked UyaiUyo why she didn't give her the money but rather gave it to the small girl. Uyai Uyo replied: "Madam If You Want Speak English Speak English" you wanted to see 2k for my hand. Did I show you the 2k or not? She was confused and speechless at the same time. This is the end of my story.

N/B All images are my property and was shot with my Infinix Smart 9 HD.