"Sensual..." by Richard F. Yates

in #humor6 years ago

She was voted "Most Contagious in the Petri Dish" two years in a row by Microscopic Look magazine, until SCANDAL rocked her career---when a beautician came forward who claimed that Splotchkas' eyelashes were implants!

---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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