Fat Jerk

Fat Jerk had a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Fat Jerk craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly odd idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour having that done to it

Fat Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It was a funny idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Fat Jerk often carried a mug that they would sometimes hug. It was a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Fat Jerk wanted a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Fat Jerk needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.