A Little Jerk

A Little Jerk needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Little Jerk desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Little Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Little Jerk desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to share. It would be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Little Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Little Jerk owned a custard pie that they would sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.