Their Bewildered Jerk

Their Bewildered Jerk had a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk found a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Jerk carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk had a painting of a melon to put on his head. It was an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon of all things.

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.