The Jolly Jerk

The Jolly Jerk desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Jerk desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Jerk desired a pen that they liked to play with. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. A pen was the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Jerk always kept a tomato to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Jerk craved for a painting of a melon that they would smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Jerk desired a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.