Troubled Jerk

Troubled Jerk often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. This seems a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Troubled Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Troubled Jerk needed a custard pie that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Troubled Jerk wanted a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. It should be a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Troubled Jerk desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A CD player being the item selected.

Troubled Jerk desperately needed a piece of paper to embrace. It should be an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.