The Naughty Jerk

The Naughty Jerk needed a hat that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. A hat being the chosen item.

The Naughty Jerk desperately wanted a can of Tango to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Jerk desperately wanted a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

The Naughty Jerk found a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Naughty Jerk always kept a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Jerk desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.