The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk desperately desired a CD player that they would often throw. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Different Jerk searched for a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It would be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Jerk had a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Different Jerk craved for a stretchman that they sometimes share. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.