The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Different Jerk often carried a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It was an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Different Jerk desperately craved for a stapler that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Different Jerk desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It should be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Different Jerk had a can of coke that they would often eat. It should be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Different Jerk desperately desired a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was selected.