His Cute Jerk

His Cute Jerk owned a bottle of beer that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Cute Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

His Cute Jerk carried a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Cute Jerk owned a ball that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

His Cute Jerk desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.