The Fat Jerk

The Fat Jerk desired a lava lamp that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A lava lamp of all things.

The Fat Jerk always carried a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Fat Jerk searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Jerk always carried a set square to share. This could be considered a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Fat Jerk craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.