The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This seems an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk desperately needed a cheese grater to eat. It might have been a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk wanted a bag of poop that they would often throw. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Jerk needed a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems an unusual action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Hungry Jerk looked for a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.