Her Dodgy Jerk

Her Dodgy Jerk had a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Jerk always had with them a lava lamp to annihilate This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Jerk craved for a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It should be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Jerk looked for a computer that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Jerk always kept a vibrator that they sometimes play with. It is a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Jerk always kept a pen that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.