My Magical Jerk

My Magical Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Magical Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would often eat. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Magical Jerk desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

My Magical Jerk desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Jerk often carried a can of coke to embrace. It would be a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Magical Jerk found a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. It should be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.