A Nervous Jerk

A Nervous Jerk always kept a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an original idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

A Nervous Jerk owned a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Jerk often carried a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Nervous Jerk found a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

A Nervous Jerk always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.