A Nervous Jerk

A Nervous Jerk needed a can of coke to sleep with. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Nervous Jerk owned a pen that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. A pen having that done to it

A Nervous Jerk craved for a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Nervous Jerk desired a can of Tango that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Jerk desperately searched for a cup that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Jerk had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.