Their Gentle Jerk

Their Gentle Jerk owned a cheese grater to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Jerk often carried a pint of cider to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Jerk carried a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Gentle Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Gentle Jerk always kept a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.