The Cheerful Jerk

The Cheerful Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they would often share. One might find this to be an original action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It would have been an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Jerk craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.