Blue Jerk

Blue Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Blue Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would embrace. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Blue Jerk always kept a stapler to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Blue Jerk needed a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Blue Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Blue Jerk desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword having that done to it