Her Bum Loving Jerk

Her Bum Loving Jerk had a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Jerk found a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.

Her Bum Loving Jerk owned a stretchman that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Jerk desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Jerk often carried a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A melon would be the chosen thing.