Her Lonely Jerk

Her Lonely Jerk desperately desired a sword that they would often throw. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Jerk carried a CD player that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Jerk desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Jerk desperately wanted a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Jerk had a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.